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Coulter on Trump: He’s “mental”

Wow. So apparently it was the 4057th juvenile, creepy and down-right cringe-inducing stunt that finally caused Ann Coulter to waver in her slavish devotion to our fractious front-runner, Donald J. Trump.  At least it seems that way, since she has publicly expressed her “testy” feelings towards Trump — even declaring that “our candidate is mental.”  (more…) +1

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Quote of the day, John Kasich: “Everybody just needs to calm down”

John Kasich was on Hardball last night, being patriarchal again, telling “everybody” to “calm down” about his hopeless quest to remain in the Republican presidential race all the way to the convention. Apparently he’s moved on from commanding that the unwashed masses beneath him “make” cupcakes. Now he’s directing those questioning his dogged determination to install Trump as the […]

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John Kasich: The most annoying man alive

John Kasich is more annoying than… People who call me and then proceed to masticate a raw carrot while they talk. Stepping in dog doo. People who snuff in and won’t use a tissue. Stubbing my baby toe. People who lick their fingers while they’re eating. People who make loud smacking noises as they lick […]

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Must I stop worrying and learn to love the Donald?

I think of them as before-coffee thoughts. Because they usually take place while I’m standing in front of the coffee-maker in my bare feet and nightie. You know the kind, thoughts that are none too bright and lacking in caffeine. Here are some examples: Before-coffee thought: “If Donald Trump gets the Republican nomination you have to vote […]

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Donald Trump Campaign Slogans

Just trying to help. After all, if he’s going to win the nomination, he’ll need to start thinking some up. As an added bonus, there are a few that the Democrats might be able to use as well! I’ll update as I think of more. It’s the Total Low-Lifes, Stupid Hey, Hey, RealDJ how many […]

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Republicans, just pick one, dammit!!!

(Content warning — this post contains excessive exclamation point usage.) There’s been this annoying buzz in my ears lately, but I haven’t been paying much attention to it, what with worrying about that narcissistic nut job who is waltzing his way past some very sterling candidates to the Republican nomination for president. But it’s getting hard to ignore, a bellyaching rasp […]

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Choose very carefully. Please.

“You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We can preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we can sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children’s children say of us we […]

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Really South Carolina Republicans?

  Really South Carolina Republicans? You had some really good choices this time! Seriously this was not one of those elections where you bring nose-plugs with you to the voting booth. And yet a third of you still picked Donald Trump. You passed by Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and picked his embarrassing spectacle of a spoiled […]

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It would be a “nice idea” if Bernie’s followers would read the Constitution

Today Bernie Sanders tweeted that it would be a “nice idea” for Republicans who don’t want to confirm Obama’s replacement for Justice Antonin Scalia “to read the Constitution of the United States.” He’s implying that if they read the Constitution they would find that the Constitution directs that Republicans allow Barack Obama to destroy the Constitution. […]

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Foreign Policy: Will the real Donald Trump please stand up

  Things to take away from Donald Trump’s statesmanlike performance at the South Carolina Debate Saturday night, where with barely a nod to ISIS he declared former President George W. Bush the bogeyman of the century. Okay, maybe he didn’t actualy say that, but it was implied. And didn’t all that bluster about hitting ISIS “very hard,” […]

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