Tag Archives | Climate Change

Did you hear the one about Al Gore, a toxic waste spewing lamp, and the hormonal pregnant blogger mom?

Hilarious: Simcha Fisher has little kidlets and morning sickness, plus a broken fluorescent light bulb… and Al Gore needs to pay. Then the CFL bulbs came out, and I discovered that I am the snob to end all snobs . . . when it comes to light.  Fluorescent lighting makes me feel like I’m dead, and am [...]

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Thomas Friedman: Austerity for thee but not for me

Lucky for us, Pulitzer Prize winning New York Times columnist, Thomas Friedman, has discovered the solution to the world's worst problems just in time to save mankind from inflation, natural disasters, and political instability. In a recent column, Friedman declared that those things will all go away if the little people will just give up, surrender, submit, and acknowledge [...]

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RINO Mitt Romney’s solution to global recession… save the fake drowning polar bears!

 Wizbang Blog thinks Mitt Romney's recently declared belief in man-made global warming puts him "effectively" out of the 2012 presidential race: I'm with Bryan Preston of PJM's Tatler on this: "Stick a fork in Mitt?"  Between this and his inability to admit error with regard to Romeycare?  Hell yes. [...] UPDATE: Commenter "Bob" also points to Romney's endorsement of [...]

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European Union fights imaginary global warming with proposed car ban

ry Guess what. Cars and trucks with their nasty ”climate change emissions” may be eradicated from European cities by the year 2050. Top of the EU’s list to cut climate change emissions is a target of “zero” for the number of petrol and diesel-driven cars and lorries in the EU’s future cities. Extrapolating from the about-one degree Fahrenheit [...]

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Evil capitalists dump cold, white global warming all over Mt. Kilimanjaro… I think

Hat tip to Pirate’s Cove. As if we needed any more evidence that environmental statists intend to cling to the sinking Global Warming ship until the bitter end. Or, I would imagine, until they find some other club to beat wealth and liberty out of hardworking capitalist America. Covered in mist most of the day, Mount Kilimanjaro is [...]

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Bombshell confession: Obama has been drowning polar bears since 1988

  From Red State: Guess what! Domestic oil production is at its highest level since 2003, and it’s President Obama’s fault! He admits it! Al Gore better start stocking up on anesthetic throat spray… because if this is true, Obama betrayed us big time.  Here is the full confession from the White House blog: One area where we [...]

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Unhinged professor tells students their children will “die in an ugly way” because of them

 Hat tip to Gather. Imagine that. Chicken Little has been given a pulpit, tenure, and a captive audience… but I don’t think he’s wearing them well. Seriously though, it’s really getting high time for a students’ Bill of Rights. No, scratch that. That shipped sailed three years ago when Boulder High School hired Antonio Sacre to come and [...]

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Your SUV caused the Egyptian riots

My latest post on Newsreal. Global Warming alarmist, blogger, and amateur diplomat, Joe Romm, was correct when he wrote that that there is a cruel and inveterate villain inflaming passions in Egypt – hunger. Unfortunately, however, he couldn’t just leave it there. Like all good left-wing propagandists, he obeyed Rahm Emanuel’s maxim that “no crisis [...]

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News flash: U.N. Climate Change delegates want to wreck the U.S. economy and ban water

  This is interesting. It seems the Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT) has forged a new frontier in climate change research – a peek into the psyches of climate change alarmists themselves. And what better laboratory than the  United Nations Conference on Climate Change that just wrapped up in (an unusually and ironically frigid) Cancun, Mexico? The findings — although not [...]

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Awesome! Congress has veto power over renegade EPA

Hat tip to Hot Air. Hmmm. I never knew that congress had veto power over policy enacted by the executive branch. To quote, Glenn Beck: “That’s weird!”  But definitely good weird! Why? BECAUSE THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH SHOULDN’T BE LEGISLATING!!!! Sorry, I shouldn’t have shouted at you. I just get a little worked up sometimes. I [...]

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Obama thinks America need more polar bears and less jobs

Via Gateway Pundit. There are five times as many polar bears as there were fifty years ago, so naturally President Obama is commandeering 187,000 square miles of Alaska to ward off their imminent extinction. And why not? It’s not like he’s allowing anything else to happen on that real estate. Like, I don’t know… oil. [...]

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With the Democrats away, climate change deniers shall play. (Music, that is.)

Have you ever told an environmentalist that abdicating personal liberty, crippling private industry, and throwing bales of cash at Al Gore to ward off a fictional fiery apocalypse may be a just a little hasty and perhaps worthy of a little thoughtful consideration? If you did, I’m amazed. Most people don’t make it to the word ”abdicating” before being crushed under a pigpile of  [...]

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