Tag Archives | Ben Carson

Must I stop worrying and learn to love the Donald?

I think of them as before-coffee thoughts. Because they usually take place while I’m standing in front of the coffee-maker in my bare feet and nightie. You know the kind, thoughts that are none too bright and lacking in caffeine. Here are some examples: Before-coffee thought: “If Donald Trump gets the Republican nomination you have to vote […]

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Republicans, just pick one, dammit!!!

(Content warning — this post contains excessive exclamation point usage.) There’s been this annoying buzz in my ears lately, but I haven’t been paying much attention to it, what with worrying about that narcissistic nut job who is waltzing his way past some very sterling candidates to the Republican nomination for president. But it’s getting hard to ignore, a bellyaching rasp […]

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Really South Carolina Republicans?

  Really South Carolina Republicans? You had some really good choices this time! Seriously this was not one of those elections where you bring nose-plugs with you to the voting booth. And yet a third of you still picked Donald Trump. You passed by Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and picked his embarrassing spectacle of a spoiled […]

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