Tag Archives | Al Gore

Did you hear the one about Al Gore, a toxic waste spewing lamp, and the hormonal pregnant blogger mom?

Hilarious: Simcha Fisher has little kidlets and morning sickness, plus a broken fluorescent light bulb… and Al Gore needs to pay. Then the CFL bulbs came out, and I discovered that I am the snob to end all snobs . . . when it comes to light.  Fluorescent lighting makes me feel like I’m dead, and am [...]

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Evil capitalists dump cold, white global warming all over Mt. Kilimanjaro… I think

Hat tip to Pirate’s Cove. As if we needed any more evidence that environmental statists intend to cling to the sinking Global Warming ship until the bitter end. Or, I would imagine, until they find some other club to beat wealth and liberty out of hardworking capitalist America. Covered in mist most of the day, Mount Kilimanjaro is [...]

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Bombshell confession: Obama has been drowning polar bears since 1988

  From Red State: Guess what! Domestic oil production is at its highest level since 2003, and it’s President Obama’s fault! He admits it! Al Gore better start stocking up on anesthetic throat spray… because if this is true, Obama betrayed us big time.  Here is the full confession from the White House blog: One area where we [...]

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With the Democrats away, climate change deniers shall play. (Music, that is.)

Have you ever told an environmentalist that abdicating personal liberty, crippling private industry, and throwing bales of cash at Al Gore to ward off a fictional fiery apocalypse may be a just a little hasty and perhaps worthy of a little thoughtful consideration? If you did, I’m amazed. Most people don’t make it to the word ”abdicating” before being crushed under a pigpile of  [...]

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Nancy Pelosi: No church/state wall needed for the Left

Okay, so Nancy Pelosi thinks that Christian doctrine should regulate public policy. Big deal.  So what else is new? There are all kinds of things that liberals can do/have/say that conservatives can’t.  I think it’s even in the Constitution or something. Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton had free reign to express their faith. [...]

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Al Gore’s Climate Change Cult Targets Teens

Originally posted at Newsreal. Apparently educators are so occupied cutting the microphones of renegade valedictorians who thank God at graduation and censoring  flute renditions of Ave Maria, there’s no time left to protect the tender young minds from Al Gore’s faithful cult following, the Inconvenient Youth. Defined by Wikipedia as an environmental group serving grades [...]

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