Happy Birthday Israel… and many more

Thanks to Big Government It boggles the mind that after many centuries, this fragmented people could once again coalesce in a neglected malarial swamp — their refuge from dhimmitude, pograms, and attempted genocide — and make it flow, once again, with milk and honey. By the way, they didn’t steal land from anyone. The old landlord, the Ottoman Turks, had died. The U.N. divided the land […]

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Will the spoiled brats at UC Berkeley EVER shut up?

Kids like to fantasize about being heroes, bravely vanquishing fantasy villains. And that’s fine. It just gets obnoxious when they become college age and start really believing it. It’s become an epidemic at UC Berkeley. A perfectly normal, freshly-scrubbed 18-year-old sets foot on that campus, and presto, he’s the next Hans Scholl or Tiananmen Square […]

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Elena Kagan wanted partial birth abortion ban

Oh yes, a definite improvement over Justice Stevens. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — As a White House adviser in 1997, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan urged then-President Bill Clinton to support a ban on late-term abortions, a political compromise that put the administration at odds with abortion rights groups.  Documents reviewed Monday by The Associated Press […]

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Maybe the Tea Party Racist is hiding out with Sasquatch and Nessie

They have tried everything short of a microscope and fine-toothed comb, but liberals still haven’t located the elusive Tea Party Racist. That doesn’t stop them, however, from insisting that Tea Party supporters really don’t care about increasingly-corpulent, wealth-confiscating, rubber-necking federal government. They just oppose President Obama because he’s black. Charles Blow with the New York […]

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Dear Illegal Mexican Immigrant:

I posted this back when the Immigration Reform Act of 2007 was being discussed in congress. If the law had passed, it would have provided  a pathway to citizenship for undocumented Mexican aliens. Dear illegal Mexican immigrant, Let me say right up front that I understand. I’ve seen poverty, and I don’t mean fake American-style poverty. You know, […]

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Can Israel Trust the United Nations? Seriously!

Memories… Hezbollah is making mischief in Lebanon, and the U.N. is making excuses. Where have I heard all this before? As usual, being utterly unqualified to comment on stuff like this doesn’t stop the thinklets from coming: No worries. Despite U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates’ statement that “Hezbollah has more weapons than most countries” […]

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Trey Parker and Matt Stone: Courageous Warriors for the Cause of Religious Invective and Poop Humor – Part 2

  Latest adventures in Jesus hatred at Comedy Central, via Weasel Zippers:  After Censoring Mohammed From South Park Episode, Comedy Central Says They’re Developing Jesus Christ Cartoon…   So they cower in fear and refuse to mock Mohammed yet go out of their way to mock Jesus?…  They were referring to this from the Live Feed:  […]

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Scratching my head about immigration

  If, like me, this immigration flap makes you feel like you’re drowning in black hole of blabbering liberal fatuity, here is a life-ring of lucidity from the Paul Theroux at the Daily Beast (via Jillian Bandes at Townhall):  These people who are protesting being asked for identification by Arizona cops—have they been anywhere lately, like out of the country? Like […]

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Mojave Cross’s existence poses problem for historical revisionists

Originally posted at Newsreal. It was touch and go for a while, but the ACLU’s failure to produce a time machine convinced the Supreme Court that a 76-year-old Latin cross in the California desert was not erected by today’s fanatical right-wing Christian theocrats trying force religious tyranny upon historically godless America.  “I’m very disappointed,” said […]

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Obama to release classified nuclear information because that will make the world like us

I suppose if you really believe America’s bellicose imperialism has goaded otherwise peaceful governments into despotic aggression, the logical remedy would be groveling acts of penitence like this:  Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton told a United Nations conference on nuclear nonproliferation Monday that the US will disclose details of its nuclear arsenal – such […]

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Al Gore’s Climate Change Cult Targets Teens

Originally posted at Newsreal. Apparently educators are so occupied cutting the microphones of renegade valedictorians who thank God at graduation and censoring  flute renditions of Ave Maria, there’s no time left to protect the tender young minds from Al Gore’s faithful cult following, the Inconvenient Youth. Defined by Wikipedia as an environmental group serving grades […]

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