Archive | March, 2011

Barney Frank: Republicans are in “Cloud Cuckoo Land” because they don’t believe in the magic money tree

Barney Frank (D-MA) pulls up his trousers after mooning America. Awesome… Because of my hero, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), I'm actually looking forward calculating next month's budget… Because I really need a vacation, and a new car, and the shower is getting dirty so I think it's about time we get a new one… bathroom, I mean. The […]

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Laura Ingalls Wilder gave me lead poisoning, I think

It was a real shocker, because I always thought I was pretty healthy. But the Consumer Products Safety Commission (CPSC) says the hundreds of books I read as a child were toxic, and have even taken steps to ensure that those sinister Garth Williams illustrated, peanut-butter-stained hard-covered islands of escapist bliss that I grew up on are incarcerated and ransomed […]

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Obama on oil: We are drilling, plus we’re going to start drilling… or something like that

Wow. After President Obama's energy speech this morning, someone better get some snorkels up to the North Pole pronto for all the poor polar bears, because it's starting to look like Obama's coronation didn't mark "the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and the planet began to heal,” after all. In fact, as soon as Obama said "my administration is encouraging offshore […]

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Wisconsin taxpayers will pay $13 million for union protests — so far

Nice. Unions are willing to waste a lot of taxpayer money so that they can keep forcing taxpayers to support far left groups like ACORN, GLSEN, and Planned Parenthood and bribe politicians to pick their own pockets. But, as the saying goes, you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. Especially such a big, greasy, ponderous, corpulent omelet — the variety always […]

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Do Americans Fear Islam Because of Poor Marketing?

A panel discussion, “Rebranding Islam,” at the South by Southwest (SWSX) conference in Austin, Texas, last week presented an interesting question: Can savvy marketing and a public relations shoe- shine help the Muslim community gain the trust of Main Street America? This panel will bring together leaders of the Muslim American community, PR and brand strategists […]

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Hate-twisted Gazans celebrate vicious slashing of Jewish family

Sick. Ever since the liberation of Auschwitz, the grim byproducts of communal anti-Semitism have been illustrated in heart-rending photos and news stories — but reports of jubilant Gazans passing out candy to celebrate the Saturday’s vicious terrorist slashing of three Jewish children and their parents — including a three-month-old baby — has to rank among the worst. Gaza residents from the southern city of Rafah hit the […]

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Shocker: Planned Parenthood opposes expansion of mandatory child abuse reporting

  That’s funny. Apparently the folks at Illinois Planned Parenthood have their own affairs so well in hand they have appointed themselves guardians and nursemaids to the Department of Children and Family Services (DCFS). So much so, that they are lobbying against a new bill that would expand the mandatory reporting requirements for sexual abuse, because they’re afraid it will […]

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