The top twelve Chris Christie greatest hits clips, courtesy of The Blaze.
In case you’ve been lost at sea for the past year, this is the man from New Jersey who has Planned Parenthood and the National Education Association gnashing their teeth in impotent rage. I never thought I would use this phrase, but for reasons outlined in my earlier post, I Hate New Jersey, nothing else will suffice: This guy is a Rock Star.
Viewer warning: Light-filtering eye protection may be needed due to the unprecedented level of sheer magnificence compacted into this seven-minute video:
You can see why bloggers are calling this stuff “Christie Porn.” I defy anyone to watch it and not yield to a few moments of guilty fantasy. Christie versus Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Christie versus big corrupt unions. Christie versus thuggish Third World despots who take our aid and then kick us in the shins. I would include Christie versus Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, if they weren’t going to be rendered irrelevant in November anyway.
Then again, maybe it isn’t just a fantasy. 2012 is around the corner, and we’re going to need some strong, resolute leadership to pull us out of the mire.