Here we go again: Hillary for President 2012 television ads

This is intriguing and horrifying at the same time. Not that it wouldn’t be vastly entertaining to watch Obama’s re-election bid fizzle in the primaries. But I’d rather forego that pleasure than risk Hillary and The Creep taking up residence in the White House ever again.

Besides, it would be uncharitable not to let Obama preserve his one triumph: That he was the one to knock smug, entitled Hillary off her high horse and rescue America from a chief executive that curdles milk with a dirty look. Come to think of it, wasn’t that what got him the Nobel Peace Prize?

And then there’s Bill. Obama might be a self-satisfied, incompetent Marxist, but expectations tend to decrease when you’ve had a drooling perv in the Oval Office for eight years. You find yourself applauding the little things: As in, ”So he just flushed a trillion down the toilet – at least he doesn’t expose himself to unsuspecting women and then enlist the First Lady to pre-emptively destroy their credibility and reputations.”

So, despite everything, Obama’s redeeming quality remains that he’s not Hillary, which reminds me of a hilarious Matt Labash piece from the Weekly Standard during the 2008 campaign. Like all superb humor, it was spot on — especially the final paragraphs:

I’ve always regarded Obama as a bit slight for the hype, a garnish in search of an entrée, a moment in search of momentousness. But attacking him for the slavish support his charisma inspires seems a bit unfair. It would be like faulting Hillary Clinton for her best qualities–like her rapier wit, slender ankles, and personal warmth.

Plus, I do support Obama on the issue. Not issues, mind you. I’m against almost everything he stands for; including hope and change (I’m for despair and preserving the status quo). But he’s for standing over the rotting carcass of Hillary’s political ambitions, and so am I! Some might call it venal small-mindedness. But Obama and I call it “post-partisanship.” For Hillary is the one we’ve been waiting for. To go away.

More at All-American Blogger and Michelle Malkin.

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4 Responses to Here we go again: Hillary for President 2012 television ads

  1. JByron OutRageToday September 5, 2010 at 7:25 am #

    I woke this morning at my usual 6:00am, and instead of Drudge, I came here first.

    I got the much needed smile from two wonderful writers, followed by a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. You see most of my associates are liberals. White "Super Hero" liberals, who because of their superiority and balance, live their political lives for the opportunity to save the poor misunderstood minorities, who are obviously (in their minds) unable to help themselves.

    What do I hear from this gathering of The League of Justice? Wow, we should've voted for Hillary! Not too loud mind you, just sincere whispers from those who see the return of slavery and mass slaughter of Muslim Children coming as close to reality as the GOP is to the reigns of power…………..(continued)

  2. JByron OutRageToday September 5, 2010 at 7:27 am #

    And that lovable (if you get to close to him) Oaf Bill is more popular than ever. Yes, I stll fear. I know longer fear a 2nd term from the Novice in Chief, I do fear Super Girl and her lovable sidekick Humper Boy capitalizing on the huge numbers of the down trodden, bloated government and Unionist hoardes, envious, and of course fellow protectors of all that is good and righteous in Bizarro World, longing for the what they remember as the Good Ol Bill Propsperity Days.____Our first black president may have a chance at 12 years, with Super Girl playing the new Head of The Justice League.

  3. Elena September 6, 2010 at 7:39 am #

    Hey thanks!! For treating me to a good laugh this morning. Sometimes you find the best satire when you least expect it. Awesome!

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