Exquisite pellets of truth in less than 140 words. Dare I say this goes a long way towards fulfilling any wistful speculation about what would have emerged from a Tweeting Ronald Reagan? There hasn’t been a Rendezvous-with-Destiny moment with Fred Thompson, at least not yet. But honestly, the similarities between these two men are hard to ignore. And, no offense to Nancy, but Jeri just makes her husband look all that much better.
I selected out a few categories. Read them all at the LA Times. Hat tip to I Hate the Media.
Israel…
Obama: US and Israel share an “unbreakable” bond. Obama should know. He’s been trying to break it for months. #ftrs #tcot
Biden calls custard shop mgr “smartass”. Obama would fire him for rude talk… if Joe were in charge of anything important. #ftrs #tcot
Foibles of the Left…
43% of swine flu vaccine unused & to be destroyed. Sounds bad, but will look like model of efficiency after ObamaCare kicks in. #ftrs #tcot
10,000-year-old hunting weapon found near Yellowstone National Park. Next to it was a 10,000 year old Democrat trying to ban it. #ftrs #tcot
Woman accuses Al Gore of acting like a “sex-crazed poodle”. That’s just crazy. Poodles don’t believe in global warming. #ftrs #tcot
Jimmy Buffet: oil spill Bush’s fault. Why trust his opinion? He can’t even keep track of a shaker of salt. #ftrs #tcot
Chris Matthews:fix recession like we fixed Great Depression. So…keep spending like crazy & wait for Japan to bomb Peal Harbor? #ftrs #tcot
From Blago trial: Oprah considered for Obama seat. Ridiculous! I’ve been in the Senate. Jerry Springer’s the man for the job. #ftrs #tcot
Census workers caught faking 10,000 forms. At least now we’ll have people to fill Obama’s fake stimulus jobs. #ftrs #tcot
Obama: coming budget cuts will give people “difficult choices”. Thought we already got that with “buy insurance or go to jail”? #ftrs #tcot
Obama to increase broadband internet. Good. Now we’ll be able to find out twice as fast when he doesn’t post new bills on line. #ftrs #tcot
Immigration…
AG Holder: AZ immig law “crossed constitutional line”. Wish he were that concerned about crossing border lines. #ftrs #tcot
Justice Dept getting tough on illegal immig. Unfortunately, getting tough on people defending the law, not people breaking it. #ftrs #tcot
Obama: must fix broken immigration system. Ya know what’s better than a new law on immigration? A new wall on the border. #ftrs #tcot
Joseph Biden…
Biden to Afghan leaders: “get in the game”. Kinda hard to do that when Obama keeps threatening to take his ball and go home. #ftrs #tcot
LA Parish President waits 3 hrs for Biden, who talks 30 sec & leaves. But when talking with Joe, 30 seconds FEELS like 3 hours. #ftrs #tcot
Biden in New Orleans: “sometimes life’s not fair”. As proven by the fact that the crowd was attending a Biden speech. #ftrs #tcot
During Biden speech, GE exec collapsed on stage. When that happens, best to just stay calm & check the victim for snoring. #ftrs #tcot
Biden to Afghan leaders: “get in the game”. Kinda hard to do that when Obama keeps threatening to take his ball and go home. #ftrs #tcot
LA Parish President waits 3 hrs for Biden, who talks 30 sec & leaves. But when talking with Joe, 30 seconds FEELS like 3 hours. #ftrs #tcot
Biden in New Orleans: “sometimes life’s not fair”. As proven by the fact that the crowd was attending a Biden speech. #ftrs #tcot
During Biden speech, GE exec collapsed on stage. When that happens, best to just stay calm & check the victim for snoring. #ftrs #tcot
Biden calls custard shop mgr “smartass”. Obama would fire him for rude talk… if Joe were in charge of anything important. #ftrs #tcot
Biden to Afghan leaders: “get in the game”. Kinda hard to do that when Obama keeps threatening to take his ball and go home. #ftrs #tcot
LA Parish President waits 3 hrs for Biden, who talks 30 sec & leaves. But when talking with Joe, 30 seconds FEELS like 3 hours. #ftrs #tcot
Biden in New Orleans: “sometimes life’s not fair”. As proven by the fact that the crowd was attending a Biden speech. #ftrs #tcot
UPDATE: Spelling correction. Hate it when I do that!
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