Reaganesque Wit and Wisdom, Courtesy of Fred Thompson’s Tweets

Exquisite pellets of truth in less than 140 words. Dare I say this goes a long way towards fulfilling any wistful speculation about what would have emerged from a Tweeting Ronald Reagan? There hasn’t been a Rendezvous-with-Destiny moment with Fred Thompson, at least not yet. But honestly, the similarities between these two men are hard to ignore.  And, no offense to Nancy, but Jeri just makes her husband look all that much better.

I selected out a few categories. Read them all at the LA Times.  Hat tip to I Hate the Media.

Israel…

Obama: US and Israel share an “unbreakable” bond. Obama should know. He’s been trying to break it for months. #ftrs #tcot

Biden calls custard shop mgr “smartass”. Obama would fire him for rude talk… if Joe were in charge of anything important. #ftrs #tcot

 Foibles of the Left…

43% of swine flu vaccine unused & to be destroyed. Sounds bad, but will look like model of efficiency after ObamaCare kicks in. #ftrs #tcot

10,000-year-old hunting weapon found near Yellowstone National Park. Next to it was a 10,000 year old Democrat trying to ban it. #ftrs #tcot

Woman accuses Al Gore of acting like a “sex-crazed poodle”. That’s just crazy. Poodles don’t believe in global warming. #ftrs #tcot

Jimmy Buffet: oil spill Bush’s fault. Why trust his opinion? He can’t even keep track of a shaker of salt. #ftrs #tcot

Chris Matthews:fix recession like we fixed Great Depression. So…keep spending like crazy & wait for Japan to bomb Peal Harbor? #ftrs #tcot

From Blago trial: Oprah considered for Obama seat. Ridiculous! I’ve been in the Senate. Jerry Springer’s the man for the job. #ftrs #tcot

Census workers caught faking 10,000 forms. At least now we’ll have people to fill Obama’s fake stimulus jobs. #ftrs #tcot

Obama: coming budget cuts will give people “difficult choices”. Thought we already got that with “buy insurance or go to jail”? #ftrs #tcot 

Obama to increase broadband internet. Good. Now we’ll be able to find out twice as fast when he doesn’t post new bills on line. #ftrs #tcot

Immigration…

AG Holder: AZ immig law “crossed constitutional line”. Wish he were that concerned about crossing border lines. #ftrs #tcot

Justice Dept getting tough on illegal immig. Unfortunately, getting tough on people defending the law, not people breaking it. #ftrs #tcot 

Obama: must fix broken immigration system. Ya know what’s better than a new law on immigration? A new wall on the border. #ftrs #tcot

Joseph Biden…

Biden to Afghan leaders: “get in the game”. Kinda hard to do that when Obama keeps threatening to take his ball and go home. #ftrs #tcot

LA Parish President waits 3 hrs for Biden, who talks 30 sec & leaves. But when talking with Joe, 30 seconds FEELS like 3 hours. #ftrs #tcot

Biden in New Orleans: “sometimes life’s not fair”. As proven by the fact that the crowd was attending a Biden speech. #ftrs #tcot

During Biden speech, GE exec collapsed on stage. When that happens, best to just stay calm & check the victim for snoring. #ftrs #tcot

Biden to Afghan leaders: “get in the game”. Kinda hard to do that when Obama keeps threatening to take his ball and go home. #ftrs #tcot

LA Parish President waits 3 hrs for Biden, who talks 30 sec & leaves. But when talking with Joe, 30 seconds FEELS like 3 hours. #ftrs #tcot

Biden in New Orleans: “sometimes life’s not fair”. As proven by the fact that the crowd was attending a Biden speech. #ftrs #tcot

During Biden speech, GE exec collapsed on stage. When that happens, best to just stay calm & check the victim for snoring. #ftrs #tcot

Biden calls custard shop mgr “smartass”. Obama would fire him for rude talk… if Joe were in charge of anything important. #ftrs #tcot

Biden to Afghan leaders: “get in the game”. Kinda hard to do that when Obama keeps threatening to take his ball and go home. #ftrs #tcot

LA Parish President waits 3 hrs for Biden, who talks 30 sec & leaves. But when talking with Joe, 30 seconds FEELS like 3 hours. #ftrs #tcot

Biden in New Orleans: “sometimes life’s not fair”. As proven by the fact that the crowd was attending a Biden speech. #ftrs #tcot

UPDATE: Spelling correction. Hate it when I do that!

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